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[Tuesday
April 22nd, 5:00pm] |
I have a simple question for the people who use the third floor bathrooms:
Do you really believe that toilet paper can be used as soap?
No?
Then why in Merlin's name are the showers covered in what can only be called soggy papier mache?
Discuss.
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[Thursday
April 3rd, 5:07pm] |
Well.
Things have started early, this year. It's the third day, and we're already got several students who fell victims of the bat-bogey hex, and some (sadly syill unknown) idiot who thought it would be funny to give Firewhisky to some first-years. Luckily, the children believe that the drink tasted like cough potion, and refused to have more than a sip; unfortunately, they don't remember who was the idiot who gave them the flask, and only remember that he was tall. Really helpful.
And let's not forget the ever classic "boys caught sneaking into the girls' loo." I think someone should put the same wards there that we have in our dorms...
Now, if you need me, I'll be going to the library and study. If you're planning to do something else equally stupid, you should take your chance now.
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